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Wed Oct 28, 2009, 1:35 PM
  • Reading: E-mail
  • Watching: the fifth element
  • Playing: farmville
  • Eating: cookies
  • Drinking: pepsi
I do anything to get out of homework :D

1. I've come to realize that my hair:
Is annoying, I'm thinking of growing it out until graduation.

2. I've come to realize that when I talk:
My voice is higher to others than it is to me.

3. I've come to realize that I don't want:
To go to college. It's retarded.

4. I've come to realize that all I really need:
Are friends, family, and a shit load of books.

5. I've come to realize that I've lost:
A great deal of money, stupid gas prices!

6. I've come to realize that I hate it when:
People don't shut up.

7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk:
Something is wrong, because I never get drunk.

8. I've come to realize that money:
Is stupid.

9. I've come to realize that when I get old:
I shall live forever!

10. I've come to realize that I'll always be:
Me.

11. I've come to realize that I have a crush on:
No one... Unless you count Aoi. But I doubt that counts

12. I've come to realize that the last time I smiled was:
Now as I watch Chris Tucker scream like a girl in the movie "The Fifth Element"

13. I've come to realize that my cell phone:
Is another way to suck money out of people.

14. I've come to realize that when I wake up in the morning:
I trip over my own feet. Fall asleep in the shower, and heve really bad bed hair.

15. I've come to realize that before I go to sleep at night I:
I imagine stories in my head.

16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking about:
The homework I have to do tonight.

17. I've come to realize that my life:
Could end at any moment.

18. I've come to realize that my favorite drink is:
Iced Tea

19. I've come to realize that today I will have:
... To sleep?

20. I've come to realize that tonight I will:
Start reading another book for the second time.

21. I've come to realize that tomorrow I will:
Have to go to school. But I get out and 12 instead of 2 XD

22. I've come to realize that I really want to:
Have a lot of money so I can enjoy life more.

23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to re-post this is:
... I don't know

24. I've come to realize relationships are:
Difficult

25. I've come to realize that love:
Is non-existent in my life

26. I've come to realize my best guy friend:
Is twice my age and a gamer like me.

27. I've come to realize my best girl friend:
I have many, and they are all crazy... That is why I love them <3

28. I've come to realize food is:
THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD... probably why I can't lose weight

29: I've come to realize that this summer:
Was a blast with all of the graduation parties

30. I've come to realize heartbreak:
Is something I feel a lot

31. I've come to realize that the person I like:
Doesn't exist

32.I've come to realize that my brother:
(Should be brothers) Are fun to hang around (well 8/10 anyway)

33. I've come to realize that crying:
Gives me a massive headache and should be avoided. (Damn you chick flicks)

34. I've come to realize that death:
Is something not to worry about. For I shall live forever.

35. I've come to realize that if I'm sick:
I can still function well (if it's not bad) but I'm a bitch if you talk to me.

36. I've come to realize when I'm bored:
I read a book

37. After answering every question I realize that:
My life is average

I thought this was funny

Thu Jul 31, 2008, 1:15 PM
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Needs Our Prayers on PrayAbout Prayer Requests
I don't like church

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Looks like the devil photo
WTF?

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Says get a Facebook!
I don't even have one.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Wants New Breasts
No I don't.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Does SKiN with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more.
?????

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Hates Boys with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more.
What ever.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Asks If She's the Target
Cool I'm going to be assassinated.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Goes Cuckoo on "Big Brother."
?????

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: Likes Cats.
I love cats!

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: Eats spicy samosa
What is that?

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: Wears velour pants pictures published by bagheadladyconewitch.
Eh?

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Arrested For Having Sex With Student.
Oh shit.

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